God Bless the East Coast

Ok, so PA drivers are horrid but you AZ drivers are NUTS!

Four lane highways might sound amazing during rush hour but I think not when I got some loony bird who forgets his exit is passing and by passing I mean the entrance is no longer available, so he decides to cross over those four lanes going 90 miles an hour! Which brings me to the next thing. I have soiled about a dozen panties because of how fast you all drive! Not only do you drive fast but you drive on peoples behinds. By this time I am shaking, peed in my pants and all I want to do is get off the freeway, so I naturally put on my signal. Oh, yes a car turn SIGNAL. Ya know, the thing to signal to others you are changing lanes or turning a corner. Oh wait, you wouldn't know because this state doesn't use that! That is right, these AZ drivers just stop at 90 miles an hour and turn, no warning to others behind them. Oh, I can feel the heart palpitations starting back up. Anyway, I put my signal on thinking that the far right lane is for us slow East Coast drivers and the idiot behind me decides that my signal is giving him the permission to pull in that lane before me and then race me so I can not get over, leaving me stuck in the lane I shouldn't and don't want to be in! So once I finally get off the freeway I find myself yet again in a wrong lane. Lanes in AZ just seem to end abruptly without any warning. Lanes tend to just merge into another. Lanes also tend to all of a sudden switch to a turning lane only. I am betting you are thinking, surely there are warning signs for these things in AZ...NOPE! I swear they do it on purpose to rid the state of the snow birds and scare them to death into going back their home state. But I beg you all that some of us are not just snow birds. Some are just confused girls who are just trying to get home because the freeway just made them wet their pants and now they find themself back in a lane that has just magically changed into a turn only lane but no one will let her over even with a her turn signal on and a sweet smile on her face because they are so entertained watching her drive in a made up lane that doesnt exist but then see her lisence plate that says PA and then shake their heads in their cars and think, "those stupid snow birs that can't drive". (uhhh, long winded sentence) It isn't us, I swear to it! God Bless the horrid East Coast drivers.